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Much to the shock of his parents and clergy, little Leo gets an erection during his christening. The event repeats itself all through his childhood until finally, at the age of twenty-eight, he has a perpetual hard-on.
Leo goes to a specialist who tries to cure his problem by giving him pills to induce wild sexual dreams. In a series of vignettes, Leo goes to bed with various women, all with the same results - it wont go down! Leos problem is not altogether bad, though it does come in handy while painting when he needs something to hang his paint bucket on.
Next we find Leo at an orgy doing just that. But naturally, this doesnt help his problem. Not even Leos cousin with the machine shop can help him, even though he tries with a grinder, file, saw and lathe. So Leo takes advantage of the situation with a pretty blonde shop assistant.
While everything else has failed, Leo finally agrees to make some money with his problem by signing a contract to do a commercial for hard-on vitamins. But during the shooting of the commercial, Leo takes a handful of the vitamins and guess what happens...
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